You Will Wake the Baby

I will be the first to admit that I am no parenting expert, but I do know this…


And if the baby doesn’t wake up, it’s a ruse. As soon as you let your guard down and

levitra professional cheapest make plans or selfishly close the bathroom door, you’re

a goner. You’ll never move or act freely again. Welcome

to Parenthood.

4 comments for “You Will Wake the Baby

  1. April 2, 2015 at 7:18 am

    Love this, so very true…it’s funny how you don’t forget those days. Now, I could fire a rocket at Andy and he wouldn’t move unless he smelled pizza in his sleep.

  2. Michelle
    April 2, 2015 at 9:04 am

    Great piece of writing and so true, made me laugh to remember those days. I remember lying on the floor next to a crib waiting for the child to be asleep before I crawled out of the room only to look back and see that little nose and eyes peeking over the crib bumper at me… ah the sleepless nights of motherhood! but so wonderful too, now that I’m a grand mother and that child whose nose and eyes peeked out at me is a mother with three little ones of her own and has taken up lying on the floor by the crib! the cycle continues and it is a good one!

  3. cathy
    April 2, 2015 at 9:10 am

    Thad trying to shrink into the nursery floor as he crawls towards the door!

  4. April 2, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Yes!!! Exactly! And the same baby who could wake at anything will become a teen who couldn’t wake up for anything in the whole world!! Lol!

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