Emily Post can teach me what fork to use at a fancy dinner. She can remind me to keep my elbows off the table and sit up straight. She can even give me tips on how my children ought to behave in social situations. It’s nice to have experts guiding us and staving off awkward moments…particularly when, if given the opportunity, my children would write very different rules of conduct.
Because their spelling still needs work, I took the liberty to write some of their accepted behaviors based on observations I made yesterday and today.
On Proper Utensil Usage:
On Personal Comfort:
On Cultural Education:
Move over, Emily Post.